Pocket‑sand truthers rise up. This tee reimagines a classic internet meme through the lens of everyone’s favorite conspiracy‑loving neighbor — the guy who’s been warning us for decades, and now he’s finally got the floor.
Printed in‑house using water‑based ink for that soft, lived‑in feel on a clean plain white shirt that hits like something pulled straight from a late‑90s garage hangout. The graphic captures Dale in full “they don’t know…” mode, surrounded by blissfully unaware bystanders while he carries the burden of knowing too much.
Small‑batch, high‑flavor, and built for anyone who appreciates deep‑cut humor, old‑school internet culture, and characters who stay ten toes down in their beliefs — no matter how unhinged.
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We’ll holler when the next sandwich is stacked. Pins, prints, and pop-culture mash-ups—served hot from the Crux truck. No spam, just deli-grade updates.
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